No, You Can't

Product Description:

ISBN: 9781404110045  

Format: Paperback

Author:  DAVE DUNSEATH

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published Date: 21 Apr 2020

Synopsis:

Because every time you aim low, you'll feel like you've died and gone to Disneyland. You'll be in a place where you're never concerned about hard work, a place where you never feel guilty for goofing off all day, a place where nobody expects anything from you, a place where choosing to eat a third corn dog--or not--will be the hardest decision of your day.

No, You Can't also offers such crumbs of wisdom as:

Hope is a crutch. Crutches are only good for getting two things: awesome parking at the mall and sympathy dates. Otherwise, they will just slow you down.

You can't be a failure when you have no hope of winning.

Whoever said nothing is easy has never tried quitting.